{"product_id":"b0h1cy921v","title":"Belatelove Funny Retirement Gift for Men Women, Handmade Crochet Telephone Doll, Humorous Retirement Gift for Dad Mom Friend Coworker Boss, Cute Office Desk Decor for Newly Retired","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eAbout This\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e【Handcrafted Crochet Telephone】：This funny crochet doll says it all: “I'll answer eventually. Or not. I'm retired.” The perfect gift for anyone who’s finally free from emails, alarm clocks, and meetings – and loving every minute of it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e【 Funny Retirement Gift for Men \u0026amp; Women】：Looking for a unique retirement present? This handmade doll is ideal for dad, mom, boss, coworker, or your favorite retiree. Great for retirement parties, going‑away celebrations, or as a “welcome to the good life” surprise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e【Cute Desk Decor for the Newly Retired】：Though retired, they might still have a home office or hobby desk. This little crochet doll sits perfectly on a shelf, bookshelf, or desk – adding daily laughs and reminding them they no longer have to answer to anyone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e【Handmade Knitted Quality】：Expertly hand‑knitted with tight, sturdy stitching. Measures approximately 4.4 x 2.8 x 4.2 inches. Won’t fray or lose shape – a durable keepsake that keeps the retired spirit alive for years.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e【Great for Coworkers, Boss, Dad \u0026amp; Mom】：Whether it’s for a retiring boss who finally escapes meetings, or a parent starting their next chapter, this doll delivers the perfect mix of respect and humor. Also a wonderful “just because” gift for anyone who’s earned the right to answer (or not).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Belatelove","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45436387164207,"sku":"B0H1CY921V","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0769\/2192\/9775\/files\/71Jjp-wVF7L._AC_SX679.jpg?v=1780845965","url":"https:\/\/loomorashopus.com\/products\/b0h1cy921v","provider":"Loomora","version":"1.0","type":"link"}